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AND THEN WHAT? THEN WHAT? I TALK TO MYSELF, LIKE SOME CRAZY COMPLETE ID!OT?

no cap

If you want to find a girlfriend, maybe spend time on actually... meeting and talking to women?? No way, really?? Some people are just so deluded, they give up trying and then act surprised by the fact that their perfect gf doesn't just magically appear in their home and propose to them 😂 Respect to this woman for being honest and telling these deluded dudes the truth that they need to hear, and not just what they want to hear

I always liked Miko but the fact that she cares enough about her chat to risk them hating her so that they can be better is genuinely so fucking sweet, I hope some of them got the message

Don't listen to the advice. It doesn't matter what you do. You're gonna find out that you're not the main character, and then after you've accepted it, the world will remind you over and over. You'll rediscover it at least 5 times. And after 100th time of saying "I don't even care anymore", you've got at least 5 more levels deeper of "I don't even care anymore" to go. You're gonna be so deep into "I don't care if this ever even happens" that when a girl finally does show some interest, you'll miss your chance. And then you'll do it all over again.

Spanked the npc voice right off!

I'm a Simp😂

my opening line on first dates, is always "Which streamers are you subbed to on Twitch?", to which 99% of the time they ask "What is Twitch?", thereby allowing me to dump them instantly, before they can dump me. The audacity of their online-presence hours being so low and out of touch with Online Celebrities!! How dare normies attempt to come into my inner circle 😅

she cute

Phew. Thank god I don't use Twitch.

Had a firetruck drive by my house the other day, legit looked up for half a second to see if codemiko was there cause it sounded the exact same

She’s being honest

We are social creatures, it’s unavoidable. But the internet provided an all reward, no risk filter to everyday interactions. Thats how we get here, with people chomping at the bit to hear their username read out loud by a woman who will never see them in person. Respect to her.

No cap

You can spend every moment off twitch and spend no money on bullshit. You still won't find anyone. Women don't want a relationship. They want everything but that at this point.

was she drunk?

Translation: don't go to female (platforms) for dating advice

That’s brutal?

Respect ++

Noted

All the simps saying shes so brave😂

It was at this moment She knew, She fucked up.

The irony is that she fell off since then.

0:36 A guy smugly dropping the “OKAY BYE” in the chat. As if he’s actually going to leave and not keep wasting his life away.

The money you give to a streamer is to support her only, as a "thank you" for an entretaining time. No one has rights over another one for giving them money.

And she was 100% correct. Women who are marriage material (what few there still are) are nowhere near twitch or any social media platform for that matter.

You mean to tell us females will exploit any and all situations for financial gain ? ???? No way! my mind is blown lol 😂

I get a kick out of how nobody has said anything about the pink vibrator casually laying on the dresser below the TV.

Classic

Maybe

She says the honest truth which is mostly accurate , stop throwing money at girls that do not care about you , that are just using you , you have no chance with these girls and most of them are fake anyway , the more you simps keep watching e-girls online the less chance you will have of finding a girlfriend ,

Sorry what?

Of course a firetruck is going to hide it's real voice.

A meme on meme on meme sandwich.

It's actually perfect advice. Women can look past being broke, bald, ugly, fat, stupid, short, or awkward (speaking from experience lol) but they will *NEVER* be attracted to a SIMP.

I would totally simp for this broad. Ijs

Hey code miko. Please come with me to a formal dinner to make this girl I like jealous. You have the skills. I won't be weird about it

Look at all the panic attacks

The ear raping vocal creek when she said "straight" fills me with bitter rage.

you are the textbook definition of a waste of oxygen.

Hmmm must be way to struck a sword ⚔️

Here's how the king eats. Women make the first move on ME. I Sleep with you immediately. We get to know each other. If I like you I'll keep you

Facts. But I find her hypocritical, she should stop being a female twitch streamer when she knows she's the problem

She wants to lose her job 😂

WHAT??? ON NO SHE DIDN'T? 😭

Thank you vietcong vtuber

Let's have a little respect, she is a Captain gods damnit.

Disgusting simps

I thinks she’s awesome. She’s 3 in one. It’s like she’s a cross between a beautiful woman, a cute child and a cat. Her boyfriend’s lucky. He gets to pet her, play with her and have legal sex.

World cutest adult human.